Amazon TOS Now Covers the Zombie Apocalypse

Amazon TOS Now Covers the Zombie Apocalypse

Now game developers who are working with Amazon’s new Lumberyard Materials can truly help out in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse. The Amazon TOS now covers the Zombie Apocalypse.

So, while in normal times developers must not write game software to be used militarily, this rule is dropped during the Zompoc.

Clause 57.10 of the AWS terms of service:

The Lumberyard Materials are not intended for use with life-critical or safety-critical systems, such as use in operation of medical equipment, automated transportation systems, autonomous vehicles, aircraft or air traffic control, nuclear facilities, manned spacecraft, or military use in connection with live combat.

However, this restriction will not apply in the event of the occurrence (certified by the United States Centers for Disease Control or successor body) of a widespread viral infection transmitted via bites or contact with bodily fluids that causes human corpses to reanimate and seek to consume living human flesh, blood, brain or nerve tissue and is likely to result in the fall of organized civilization.

Gotta love this! But it makes sense, doesn’t it? Why not have game software developers help the military after the Zompoc, when all other bets are off?

Yet another reason to love Amazon. And maybe another plot addition to ZKS?

(photo by Gage Skidmore)

The Coed and the Zombie Stoner

In the new movie, The Coed and the Zombie Stoner, pot smoke is the answer to the Zompoc!

Of course marijuana smoke cures Zombies! It cures just about everything.

Here is the trailer for the very silly movie in the title – The Coed and the Zombie Stoner – where love and marijuana save the day.

Works for us!

httpv://youtu.be/kwONtUsh42c

Zompoc Stoner Survival Rules – Cardio

Zompoc Stoner Survival Rules – Cardio is king!

I decided to revisit the first rule of Zompoc stoner survival – the importance of cardio.

Seriously, you will need to be able to run, and possibly need to run up and/or down stairs, ramps, and even bridges and tunnels. If you cannot walk fast without panting, I highly recommend starting a cardio program today! Zompoc Stoner Survival is key!

Here are the Zombie Stoners, Christian and Zelda, discussing the importance of cardio to their continued survival after the Zompoc.

httpv://youtu.be/LLxG-Zo2JO4

Stoner Survival Rules for the Zompoc – Head Shots

Stoner Survival Rules for the Zompoc – Head Shots

As you may be able to tell, C Che and I love us a good Stoner survival after the Zompoc video, be it a home movie, video game, or cartoon.

After the Zompoc, an unlikely LA couple survives.

“Christian, a dumb lovable stoner who learned his zombie fighting skills from B-action movies, and Zelda, the bitchy badass who learned her zombie fighting skills from video games and comic books.”

In this installment, they teach us Stoners survival rules for killing zombies – why head shots are the only way to go.

httpv://youtu.be/z8qOemrLjRg