Free Zombie Story & We Are On Smashwords!

Free zombie story

Free Zombie Story & We Are On Smashwords!

It is the giving season, and instead of going out and giving our money away to companies, we are instead giving back to you, our lovely and always appreciated readers.

Click here to download your free Zombie story from Zombie Killing Stoners, Episode 2.

If you enjoy the story (and we think you will), consider buying the books. In addition to Amazon, we are also available on Smashwords, Barnes & Noble, and other retailers.

C Che is working as we speak on Episode 3. This has been a long time coming, and we will keep you posted about publishing dates and such.

Enjoy!free zombie story

 

 

Amazon TOS Now Covers the Zombie Apocalypse

Amazon TOS Now Covers the Zombie Apocalypse

Now game developers who are working with Amazon’s new Lumberyard Materials can truly help out in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse. The Amazon TOS now covers the Zombie Apocalypse.

So, while in normal times developers must not write game software to be used militarily, this rule is dropped during the Zompoc.

Clause 57.10 of the AWS terms of service:

The Lumberyard Materials are not intended for use with life-critical or safety-critical systems, such as use in operation of medical equipment, automated transportation systems, autonomous vehicles, aircraft or air traffic control, nuclear facilities, manned spacecraft, or military use in connection with live combat.

However, this restriction will not apply in the event of the occurrence (certified by the United States Centers for Disease Control or successor body) of a widespread viral infection transmitted via bites or contact with bodily fluids that causes human corpses to reanimate and seek to consume living human flesh, blood, brain or nerve tissue and is likely to result in the fall of organized civilization.

Gotta love this! But it makes sense, doesn’t it? Why not have game software developers help the military after the Zompoc, when all other bets are off?

Yet another reason to love Amazon. And maybe another plot addition to ZKS?

(photo by Gage Skidmore)

Zombie Nativity Scene Approved

Zombie Nativity Scene

The Infamous Zombie Nativity Scene of Ohio Has Finally Been Approved

We are so thankful to live in New York City, where people are generally pretty tolerant of their neighbors. In fact, I could see any fun take on a Nativity Scene going over well here, where people have a sense of humor.

Things haven’t gone so well for Jasen Dixon in the suburbs of Cincinnati, OH. For two years his awesome Zombie Nativity Scene has met with a cold reaction from so-called Christian neighbors and the County Clerk’s Office. Claiming that the scene was too large, the township fined Dixon $500 per day.

That is over now, as the township has approved the Christmas decoration! Yay!

In addition, religious groups in the area are still leaving messages. Some indicate that “God frowns upon this manger scene” and that any child of God would understand.

All of this is documented on the Zombie Nativity Scene Facebook page. That is also where the image came from.

Frankly, we here at Zombie Killing Stoners love a good joke, and this Zombie Nativity is so obviously done with humor that we can’t even imagine someone being offended. Seriously people, get a sense of humor!

Here is more about the Zombie Nativity Scene controversy:

 

 

Top 10 Movie Zombies

top 10 movie zombies

Top 10 Movie Zombies are here!

Lists abound of the top Zombie movies, Zombie shows, Zombie books. But even in a great Zombie movie, there is usually just one or two Zombies that we really remember (especially since we tend to smoke a lot of pot during movies, which can make it hard to remember).

The guys at WatchMojo.com have come with their list of the top 10 most memorable movie Zombies, pulling from both old and new films.

Do you agree with their choices? Any other zombies that you think should have made the list? Leave a comment and let us know!

Zombie Nativity Scene Will Stay!

zombie nativity scene

The owner of the Zombie nativity scene in Sycamore Township, Ohio is keeping his lawn ornamentation.

I will let you in on a secret…

C. Che and I really don’t like Christmas. So being bombarded by Christmas crap on a daily basis from Halloween on (yes! this year it started on Halloween) is truly painful.

When we saw the first headlines about the Zombie Nativity Scene on Ohio, we were, for once, truly excited! I mean, a dead and reborn baby Jesus? Zombie wise men? Potential zombie camels? Just too awesome.

So we were not surprised when we heard that township officials were gunning to take it down. Of course, they couldn’t say that they were offended, because we have a first amendment right to be offensive. So instead they are calling it a code violation based on size.

Well, supporters have offered to help pay the $1000 fine if it stays, and the Zombie Nativity Scene is not going anywhere.

A victory for freedom of speech and expression!

Zombie Books on Sale

zombie books on sale

Zombie Books on Sale!

Zombie Killing Stoners Episodes 1 & 2 on sale! Only .99 starting 12/26/14 at 8am PST.

I love Amazon Countdown Deals, and now you can purchase the Kindle editions of Episodes 1 and 2 – Zombie Killing Stoners for only .99 each 12/26-12/29, and $1.99 each from 12/30 – 1/2.

Our zombie books on sale!

Zombie Killing Stoners, Episodes 1 and 2

Spread the word like a Zombie virus, my friends!

These books have a solid FIVE star rating and are really funny and gory, if we do say so ourselves.

Zombie Killing Stoners, Episodes 1 and 2