The Coed and the Zombie Stoner

In the new movie, The Coed and the Zombie Stoner, pot smoke is the answer to the Zompoc!

Of course marijuana smoke cures Zombies! It cures just about everything.

Here is the trailer for the very silly movie in the title – The Coed and the Zombie Stoner – where love and marijuana save the day.

Works for us!


ZKS Episode 2 Is About To Drop

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ZKS Episode 2 (Zombie Killing Stoners) Is About To Drop on Amazon!

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Yes, it’s true! New Zombie tales are coming.

We finally finished formatting the new Zombie Killing Stoners and the lovely Liz Torres created our awesome cover, social media profile pix, and a new brand identity for ZKS. See our new blog header? Nice.

But on to the second episode, The Coming Storm.

We rejoin Woods, Divsha, Polly and the gang from Lower Manhattan in the days after the Zompoc.

You will also meet some new intrepid characters,

Lots of pot is smoked, lots of Zombies are killed, and plans are made.

Will they bug in or bug out? Who will live and who will die?

Find out soon!


New York Comic Con 2013


C. Che and The Professor at New York Comic Con 2013

I know it sounds crazy, but we had never been to a Comic Con! We bought tickets for Friday, the first day of NYCC 2013, and had a blast. We didn’t really get to the panels or autograph areas, because there was so much to see and do on the main show floor and artists alley.

Here is Max Brooks being interviewed at the true (non-movie-related) World War Z table:


There were lots of Walking Dead tables, shirts, and the car!


But my favorite was meeting R. Prince, author of How to Roll A Blunt for Dummies.


Meeting him made us think that the Zombie Killing Stoners need a table at next year’s event.

Yes, ZKS at NYCC 2014!

  • New York Comic Con 2013 – in pictures
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Contest – Help Us Name New ZKS Characters

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Contest – Help Us Name New Zombie Killing Stoners Characters

Hiya ZKS fans,

C. Che here with The Prof.

We want to thank everyone for your overwhelmingly positive reception of the first in the ZKS series. Now we want to give you a chance to join along and be part of the story.

We are currently taking a short respite as we continue exploring the shit storm that hit after the Zombies became the Boss Bitches around the world. It is a forced respite, however, and we really need your help.

You see kids, this is what went down. Our beloved assistant, Ms. Smiley, is outside of the country performing… ah, shall we say a “clandestine research mission?” No, scratch mission, too gov… use, ummm, project? Nah, assignment; yes, Ms. Smiley is on a “clandestine research assignment.”

Thanks to the Great Doobie Higher Power and Fun Machine, Ms. Smiley is in a secure location and protected by some of her fellow Ca… (Wait, what’s that B.T.? Oh shit, you’re right. This is top secret, and we’d hafta eliminate anyone outside who gets their hands on this.) Let us say just that Ms. Smiley is safe from detection and harm.

While she is safe, she unfortunately has all of our ZKS dossiers, and most importantly those containing our lists of deep cover names to assign the new ZKS operatives appearing in an upcoming episode. This intel cannot, repeat cannot, be sent by Ms. Smiley as it would put her in mortal danger. She has begged us to allow her to make this sacrifice for the good of humanity, but after a very heated exchange she accepted our refusal.

This is where we need the help of our awesome bodacious ZKS readers.

Two new characters will be joining Woods & co. shortly, and we need you guys to help us name them. Bet you’d like a little bit more to work with, huh? Well now, that’s the interesting part. If we tell you something about the characters it will influence your choice of name.

We would rather give you kids a blank canvas to finger paint on. So do whatever you enjoy doing to get your juices flowing (B.T., stop it! You ancient horny perv…) and your brain cooking, and…

Leave a comment on this post with up to two names you are suggesting, as well as your name and email (so we can contact you if you win) by February 9, 2013.

Nothing is out of bounds. It can be ANY sex, ethnicity, nationality, planet, body function, car, even your name… You get it, right?

If we choose your name(s), we will thank you in the acknowledgement and send you the new ebook episode for free.


Peace and Equality,
C.Che and The Prof




Five Star Reviews of Zombie Killing Stoners

Woohoo! We have sold five books in our first week on Amazon, and have two five star reviews. [amazon_image id=”B00AUZ3UBQ” target=”_blank” size=”Medium” link=”true” container=”” container_class=”” justify=”right” ]Zombie Killing Stoners, Part 1, Episode 1: Rescuing the Samoan Princess[/amazon_image]

From BrooklynMom:

First, I have to say that I am not the sort to usually go for a book like this, but after getting sucked in to a certain zombie centered television show, I became completely obsessed with zombies, but I mean who isn’t? They’re so much cooler than vampires. Said TV show seems to be on hiatus every time I turn around, and I’m afraid my zombie fascination isn’t going away. I wanted a zombie story with an interesting spin to it, and ZKS was perfect. You don’t have to be a resident of New York to be fascinated by the prospect of a zombie apocalypse in one of the world’s greatest cities. And the characters in ZKS are a colorful lot that are at once endearing. (I love Rhonda!) And I love that ZKS isn’t that heavy! I mean, yes, it’s the end of the world and all, but who wants to cry about it the whole time? The ZKS handle the zombie apocalypse with humor, crass language, heavy artillery, and various other “outlets”, so it’s actually a fun romp through death and destruction, with some necessary sober moments. (But not too sober!) ZKS is a total release and a great ride. I can’t wait for the coming episodes! If you’re looking for a fun and feisty treatment to the “Zompoc” scenario, ZKS is that for sure. Enjoy it now. You can thank me later.

And from CowboyPP:

I don’t know what the author was smoking but someone please pack him another bowl! Dark and hilarious! Looking forward to the next episode!

We are grateful and humbled. Thank you!

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Tales of the ZKS

Zombies from The Beyond

Tales of the ZKS

The only thing breaking in the newsroom on this day were lights and cameras as the Zombies wandered through the sets. There was no one left in the newsroom of CNN in Atlanta, no one who had a pulse that is. Every news network in the world was silent.

Soon after everything was silent.

And so begins our tale in the dying days of the greatest city in the world, but every one of you must remember that out of death comes life…kumba-fucking-matata and all that fuzzy feel good horseshit. I’m just busting your stones; this isn’t a story of a bunch of merry men fighting against injustice. Fuck no, bitches. These are the tales of the ZKS, the Zombie Killing Stoners. They not only survived, but they evicted the Zeds from Manhattan and brought back the music. The ZKS are the coolest motherfuckers who ever toked up and terminated Zombies.

Zombie Killing Stoners – North Korea

Zombies in North Korea?

MONDAY, JUNE 10, 2019: 09:56 EDT

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English: area map of Pyongyang Category:North Korea (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

This disturbing news just in from CNN’s Seoul, South Korea office.

Sources in North Korea tell us that there have been unconfirmed reports of numerous violent attacks involving the attackers viciously biting the victims. These reports also say that the North Korean Army has been mobilized to put down several unprecedented riots in and around the capital of Pyongyang.

Another unconfirmed report out of Pyongyang alleges that the army had commenced firing into the crowds without any advanced warnings, but that perhaps many of the soldiers were using blanks or rubber bullets because so few of the rioting crowd were killed or wounded.

Once again we want to emphasize that these reports are from unofficial sources and are unconfirmed.

We will keep you, our viewers updated on these interesting developments as soon as more information becomes available.

Next up on CNN: President Romney’s ex-wife, former First Lady Ann Davies Romney and her attorney Gloria Allred comment on the first pictures of President Romney and First Lady Kim K.’s baby girl, Kismetia Krystal Kardashian Romney. You won’t want to miss this.
We’ll be right back.