Can You Kill A Zombie With A Bong?

Can you kill a zombie with a bong?

In Zombie Killing Stoners, we kill zombies in many interesting ways with lots of cool weapons – fasthawks, knives, swords, guns, golf clubs, etc.

But in general, we keep the stoner recreational items out of the killing fray.

Could it happen that we would need to use a bong to kill a zombie? I suppose it could.

Can you kill a zombie with a bong? Here is what happens when the bong meets the zombie head.


Zollies – The Zombie Dolls

Zollies Penny

Have you seen Zollies, the Zombie dolls?

OK, I admit that I still have a soft spot for a great doll. When I was a little girl, I loved all kinds of dolls.

I had many varieties of Barbie, as well as her little sister Skipper, her friend Midge, and her boyfriend Ken.

I also had stuffed dolls, porcelain dolls, and even typical boy dolls, like the Star Trek action figures.

And now I have discovered Marla Halvorson’s Zollie zombie dolls on Etsy.

She hand makes each doll in Omaha, Nebraska. “I make one of a kind horror/zombie/creepy dolls from unwanted porcelain dolls. Each one comes with a tag that tells you it’s name and a short back story about it.”

This is Penny:

Zollies Zombie Dolls

Creepy, huh? For only $35-$45, you can have your very own Zollie.

I love them!

(images from the Zollies Etsy Store)

T-Shirts for Zombie Killing Stoners

t-shirt ZKS

T-Shirts for Zombie Killing Stoners are funny and fabulous!

On a whim, C. Che and I decided to order some Zombie Killing Stoners t-shirts.

And since it is winter in NYC, we decided to try one on our intrepid wonder dog, Ms. Smiley.

She seems to love them as much as we do!

T-shirts IMG_00000238Could she be any cuter?

Have you ever designed t-shirts and other promotional items for a book?

What was your experience?


Giving Thanks

Even Zombie book authors need to give Thanks!

C Che and I spent our first Thanksgiving with my family in over a decade. (In our defense, we lived out of the country for 7 years of that decade.)

It was fun explaining to everyone what the books are about. Apparently zombies, high-functioning stoner mercenaries, our building in lower Manhattan, and survival are not first and foremost in most people’s minds.

This year we give thanks to:

  • The Zombie Killing Stoners fans who read our blog, buy our books, and give us great feedback (that probably means you).
  • Our friends and family who listen to us talk about our work on ZKS and pretend to care.
  • Kindle Direct Publishing for giving us an easy platform to sell our stories.
  • Stuff Stoners Like for featuring us in an awesome Halloweed interview – our first interview since Episode 1 dropped.
  • Our wonderful bud delivery service that keeps us inspired.
  • And last, but not least, Miss Smiley. For picking us to be her humans and hanging out with us for the last 8 years. Best dog ever!

Smiley Dog

New Four Star Review of ZKS Episode 1

Zombie Killing Stoners Episode 1 has a new Four Star Review

Zombies Invade San Francisco!
Zombies Invade San Francisco! (Photo credit: Scott Beale)

One of the scary things about writing and publishing your book is waiting for feedback. Will people like it? Is it worth their time and money? And, most importantly, how will you know?

One obvious method of feedback is Amazon reviews. And contrary to popular belief, these reviews are not easy to get. Many people read books that they enjoy and don’t bother to say anything!

Currently Zombie Killing Stoners Episode 1 has Eight reviews on Amazon, with an average rating of 4.6 out of 5 stars. The latest review is Four Stars from T. Handel:

Zombies takeover almost from the beginning of this story, and from then forward it is one heck of a good time!

If you enjoy a fun, quick Zombie story, Zombie Killing Stoners is perfect for you. Check it out – only $2.99 for Kindle!