Stuff Stoners Say

Stuff Stoners Say

OK, this video is truly funny, especially since I know the women behind last year’s Sh-t Brooklyn Mom’s Say.

This is NOT safe for work, but if you are or have ever been a stoner, you will get a kick out of this.

Definitely a Zombie Killing Stoners favorite!

httpv://youtu.be/jJNVsBvlEVc

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What Type of Stoner Are You?

type of stoner - pot leaf

What type of stoner are you?

We all know the Klutz, the Sneak A Toke, and the Newbie. I have been known to be a Storyteller who never passes the bowl!

Enjoy. And leave a comment letting me know what type of stoner you either are, or would be if you smoked marijuana.

httpv://youtu.be/V0QXjcXEYMM

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Marijuana Tourism and Taxes

Marijuana tourism is alive and well in the US!

Back when I was in high school and college, marijuana tourism meant getting a passport and flying to Amsterdam. In 2014, it’s a relatively short flight to Colorado.

Legal marijuana combined with great skiing and hiking, and no passport necessary? C. Che and I are planing a trip as I type this!

Marijuana dispensaries in Colorado are loosely tracking where their customers come from. So far they are seeing a lot of Texans, as well as residents of the Eastern seaboard. Yes, marijuana tourism in Colorado has begun.

January 2014 marijuana sales generated $1 million in taxes. Yes, that is $1 million towards education, infrastructure, maintenance, and tourism.

We predict that as quality of life goes up in Colorado and other states that legalize recreational, as well medical, marijuana, the rest of the country will take notice. These are the states that will have the funds to attract great teachers, doctors, and businesses.

Colorado is predicting an extra $67 million annually, which is nearly twice as much as the state receives from alcohol taxes.

As a side note, I find it interesting that nobody thought about the banking and cash issue.

Basically, since selling marijuana is still illegal at the federal level, and our banks are regulated by the federal government, banks are refusing to do business with marijuana retailers.

This leaves the shop owners with a big security issue – namely, too much cash. Imagine having to bring $50,000 in cash to the state tax office. And the possibility of being robbed while en route.

The Department of Justice is supposed to be issuing a memo to the affected parties, clarifying the Federal government’s stance on US banks accepting money earned from marijuana sales. It is predicted to be too little, too late.

We are just happy that recreational pot is legal somewhere in the US!

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Episode 2 Is Coming In 2014

Zombie Killing Stoners, Episode 2: The Coming Storm is almost ready!

Alright stoners and zombie fans – here comes Episode 2!

I have to confess that finishing Episode 2 has been tougher than completing the first episode of Zombie Killing Stoners. And I’m not sure why.

You would think that once a story is set in motion, with pre-existing plots and characters, that moving forward would be a cinch. In reality, not so much. I found that I was much pickier with my editing this round, really trying to make this book better. C. Che even complained at my strident editing!

I do believe we succeeded in putting out a worthy sequel! Episode 2 is a bit darker than the first. We introduce new characters and new Zombie-filled scenarios, and delve deeper into the core folks you know and love from Episode 1 – Woods, Polly, Divsha, Ronnie, and Chuck.

All we are waiting for is the final cover art, and that should be complete within the week.

So Happy New Year 2014 and Happy New Episode 2014 from C.Che, Prof, Miss Smiley, and the Zombie Killing Stoners crew!

 

 

 

 

 

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Five Star Reviews of Zombie Killing Stoners

Woohoo! We have sold five books in our first week on Amazon, and have two five star reviews. [amazon_image id=”B00AUZ3UBQ” target=”_blank” size=”Medium” link=”true” container=”” container_class=”” justify=”right” ]Zombie Killing Stoners, Part 1, Episode 1: Rescuing the Samoan Princess[/amazon_image]

From BrooklynMom:

First, I have to say that I am not the sort to usually go for a book like this, but after getting sucked in to a certain zombie centered television show, I became completely obsessed with zombies, but I mean who isn’t? They’re so much cooler than vampires. Said TV show seems to be on hiatus every time I turn around, and I’m afraid my zombie fascination isn’t going away. I wanted a zombie story with an interesting spin to it, and ZKS was perfect. You don’t have to be a resident of New York to be fascinated by the prospect of a zombie apocalypse in one of the world’s greatest cities. And the characters in ZKS are a colorful lot that are at once endearing. (I love Rhonda!) And I love that ZKS isn’t that heavy! I mean, yes, it’s the end of the world and all, but who wants to cry about it the whole time? The ZKS handle the zombie apocalypse with humor, crass language, heavy artillery, and various other “outlets”, so it’s actually a fun romp through death and destruction, with some necessary sober moments. (But not too sober!) ZKS is a total release and a great ride. I can’t wait for the coming episodes! If you’re looking for a fun and feisty treatment to the “Zompoc” scenario, ZKS is that for sure. Enjoy it now. You can thank me later.

And from CowboyPP:

I don’t know what the author was smoking but someone please pack him another bowl! Dark and hilarious! Looking forward to the next episode!

We are grateful and humbled. Thank you!

[amazon_image id=”B00AUZ3UBQ” target=”_blank” size=”Medium” link=”true” container=”” container_class=”” ]Zombie Killing Stoners, Part 1, Episode 1: Rescuing the Samoan Princess[/amazon_image]

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