Indestructible Folding Bong

folding bong

The Roll-Uh-Bowl is an indestructible folding bong. Best idea ever!

Sometimes you see something that is just so useful and so perfectly designed, it boggles your mind. I have had that experience recently, when I saw a review of the Roll-Uh-Bowl from our good friends at Stuff Stoners Like.

This a folding bong made of 100% food grade silicon. This bong is basically indestructible, unless you take a sharp blade to it. It won’t break, rolls up for storage, and cleans with soapy water or in the dishwasher. (We are not so sure about the dishwasher. Wouldn’t the resin that comes out stick to the dishwasher and dishes? Yuck!).

The bowl is metal, and has spring mechanism to eject the ashes when you are done. Cleans with rubbing alcohol. Convenient!

The Roll-uh-bowl folding bowl comes in black, blue, green, and purple.

Elvis Presley was a Narc

Elvis Presley Narc

Elvis Presley was a narc! Richard Nixon gave Elvis a badge and made him an official federal narcotics officer.

If there is any part of Elvis Presley’s life that we all know about, and know well, it is his drug use. The uppers, downers, pills, injections, and many physicians on staff to get him the goods.

But, apparently his love for pharmaceuticals did not spread to our very favorite drug, marijuana. Elvis Presley was anti-cannabis!

In 1970 Elvis was called into a meeting by President Richard Nixon, who was launching the federal government’s War on Drugs (which has been continued unsuccessfully by every administration since). According to Smithsonian,

Elvis was traveling with some guns and his collection of police badges, and he decided that what he really wanted was a badge from the federal Bureau of Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs back in Washington. “The narc badge represented some kind of ultimate power to him,” Priscilla Presley would write in her memoir, Elvis and Me. “With the federal narcotics badge, he [believed he] could legally enter any country both wearing guns and carrying any drugs he wished.

And he got one!

“Presley indicated that he thought the Beatles had been a real force for anti-American spirit. The President then indicated that those who use drugs are also those in the vanguard of anti-American protest.”

“I’m on your side,” Elvis told Nixon, adding that he’d been studying the drug culture and Communist brainwashing. Then he asked the president for a badge from the Bureau of Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs.

“Can we get him a badge?” Nixon asked Krogh.

Krogh said he could, and Nixon ordered it done.

And Elvis was most likely high as shit at the meeting! Funny, yes, but hypocritical.

Thanks to our buds at Stuff Stoners Like for reminding us about this story.

The Coed and the Zombie Stoner

In the new movie, The Coed and the Zombie Stoner, pot smoke is the answer to the Zompoc!

Of course marijuana smoke cures Zombies! It cures just about everything.

Here is the trailer for the very silly movie in the title – The Coed and the Zombie Stoner – where love and marijuana save the day.

Works for us!

httpv://youtu.be/kwONtUsh42c

Can You Kill A Zombie With A Bong?

Can you kill a zombie with a bong?

In Zombie Killing Stoners, we kill zombies in many interesting ways with lots of cool weapons – fasthawks, knives, swords, guns, golf clubs, etc.

But in general, we keep the stoner recreational items out of the killing fray.

Could it happen that we would need to use a bong to kill a zombie? I suppose it could.

Can you kill a zombie with a bong? Here is what happens when the bong meets the zombie head.

httpv://youtu.be/4wz0bZWu9Kk

Stoner Survival Rules for the Zompoc – Head Shots

Stoner Survival Rules for the Zompoc – Head Shots

As you may be able to tell, C Che and I love us a good Stoner survival after the Zompoc video, be it a home movie, video game, or cartoon.

After the Zompoc, an unlikely LA couple survives.

“Christian, a dumb lovable stoner who learned his zombie fighting skills from B-action movies, and Zelda, the bitchy badass who learned her zombie fighting skills from video games and comic books.”

In this installment, they teach us Stoners survival rules for killing zombies – why head shots are the only way to go.

httpv://youtu.be/z8qOemrLjRg

Cosmos with Neil deGrasse Tyson

Cosmos with Neil deGrasse Tyson is the best science show ever – especially for stoners!

A few weeks ago Seth Macfarlane (of Family Guy fame) was on Bill Maher. And one of the first things Seth told Bill was that he thought Bill should “watch Cosmos stoned!”

And Seth is right. While the show is brimming with the scientific facts that made the original with Carl Sagan so impressive, the visuals are absolutely off the chain. Tyson visits other planets, other solar systems, the oceans, and even contemporary and prehistoric earth in an awesome space ship. There is a hall of extinction that is somber and wonderful (and incomplete, as species are still becoming extinct).

And of course, there is that friendly and calm Tyson voice.

You and your kids should be watching Cosmos. Monday nights, 9pm, History Channel.

A couple of weeks ago someone uploaded a slowed-down video of Neil deGrasse Tyson narrating Cosmos. He sounds so stoned, and it is really funny. Here is Tyson himself showing that very video:

httpv://youtu.be/IeN0zweBlug

A Stoners Recap of Game of Thrones

A Stoners Recap of Game of Thrones with Seth Rogan and Snoop Lion

Seth & Snoop get stoned!

Seth Rogan and Snoop Lion sit down, smoke some weed, and give us a stoners recap of Game of Thrones.

There are spoilers here, people! Be forewarned.

httpv://youtu.be/79DeJqyhwWs

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