Contest – Help Us Name New Zombie Killing Stoners Characters
Hiya ZKS fans,
C. Che here with The Prof.
We want to thank everyone for your overwhelmingly positive reception of the first in the ZKS series. Now we want to give you a chance to join along and be part of the story.
We are currently taking a short respite as we continue exploring the shit storm that hit after the Zombies became the Boss Bitches around the world. It is a forced respite, however, and we really need your help.
You see kids, this is what went down. Our beloved assistant, Ms. Smiley, is outside of the country performing… ah, shall we say a “clandestine research mission?” No, scratch mission, too gov… use, ummm, project? Nah, assignment; yes, Ms. Smiley is on a “clandestine research assignment.”
Thanks to the Great Doobie Higher Power and Fun Machine, Ms. Smiley is in a secure location and protected by some of her fellow Ca… (Wait, what’s that B.T.? Oh shit, you’re right. This is top secret, and we’d hafta eliminate anyone outside who gets their hands on this.) Let us say just that Ms. Smiley is safe from detection and harm.
While she is safe, she unfortunately has all of our ZKS dossiers, and most importantly those containing our lists of deep cover names to assign the new ZKS operatives appearing in an upcoming episode. This intel cannot, repeat cannot, be sent by Ms. Smiley as it would put her in mortal danger. She has begged us to allow her to make this sacrifice for the good of humanity, but after a very heated exchange she accepted our refusal.
This is where we need the help of our awesome bodacious ZKS readers.
Two new characters will be joining Woods & co. shortly, and we need you guys to help us name them. Bet you’d like a little bit more to work with, huh? Well now, that’s the interesting part. If we tell you something about the characters it will influence your choice of name.
We would rather give you kids a blank canvas to finger paint on. So do whatever you enjoy doing to get your juices flowing (B.T., stop it! You ancient horny perv…) and your brain cooking, and…
Leave a comment on this post with up to two names you are suggesting, as well as your name and email (so we can contact you if you win) by February 9, 2013.
Nothing is out of bounds. It can be ANY sex, ethnicity, nationality, planet, body function, car, even your name… You get it, right?
If we choose your name(s), we will thank you in the acknowledgement and send you the new ebook episode for free.
THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN FROM THE BOTTOM OF OUR SMOKY LITTLE HEARTS!
Peace and Equality,
C.Che and The Prof