Zombie Killing Stoners – North Korea

Zombies in North Korea?

MONDAY, JUNE 10, 2019: 09:56 EDT
CNN BREAKING NEWS

English: area map of Pyongyang Category:North ...
English: area map of Pyongyang Category:North Korea (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

This disturbing news just in from CNN’s Seoul, South Korea office.

Sources in North Korea tell us that there have been unconfirmed reports of numerous violent attacks involving the attackers viciously biting the victims. These reports also say that the North Korean Army has been mobilized to put down several unprecedented riots in and around the capital of Pyongyang.

Another unconfirmed report out of Pyongyang alleges that the army had commenced firing into the crowds without any advanced warnings, but that perhaps many of the soldiers were using blanks or rubber bullets because so few of the rioting crowd were killed or wounded.

Once again we want to emphasize that these reports are from unofficial sources and are unconfirmed.

We will keep you, our viewers updated on these interesting developments as soon as more information becomes available.

Next up on CNN: President Romney’s ex-wife, former First Lady Ann Davies Romney and her attorney Gloria Allred comment on the first pictures of President Romney and First Lady Kim K.’s baby girl, Kismetia Krystal Kardashian Romney. You won’t want to miss this.
We’ll be right back.

Zombie Killing Stoners – Prologue Part 1

Zombie Killing Stoners by C. Che Bhalin & Professor B.T. Mienoré

Sit back folks, smoke ‘em if ya got ‘em, and enjoy a tale of Homeric proportions about the end of the world. We start at the beginning of a Herculean endeavor by a group of the most unlikely of Argonauts that chance could have assembled to claim their piece of ground and thrive. These were everyday people thrown together, facing, and eventually fighting back against the unfathomable menace of the newly dead returning from their everlasting slumber to feast upon the flesh of the living. Everyday people loosely guided by three unwilling Paladins against the pitiless dead and the remnants of a government and society chewing its own self to death.

God and Country were not players, as both had abandoned mankind. The cavalry was not coming to save the day, and the timer would not magically stop at the very last second. Mighty Mouse had other things to save that day.

This is what happened when the fecal matter impacted with the rapidly revolving atmospheric volume accelerator.